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Doctor Mordrid (1992). A researcher for the NYPD discovers her neighbor (Jeffrey Combs) is a sorcerer whose nemesis has just arrived to destroy the Earth. The credits say this is "Based on an idea by Charles Band" which is a very funny way of saying "This was supposed to be a Doctor Strange adaptation but the rights expired during pre-production" (lol).

This is very short, a tight 74 minutes, and extremely cheesy. Nobody gets much development or depth. I saw someone describe this as feeling like the pilot to a 90s procedural, and yeah, that feels about right. The main appeal is of course Jeffrey Combs, who honestly feels fairly awkward in the role of hero main character. To be fair, none of the direction or anything else is doing him any favors.

All that said, this DOES have a stopmotion battle between a T-rex skeleton and a triceratops skeleton, and that's pretty great, honestly. I'd say that probably was worth the price of admission all by itself.

The villain looked vaguely familiar, and I looked him up and found the actor went on to play Luke in the Buffy pilot and then the Judge in S2. Neat.

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The Passenger (2023). A shy, awkward fast food worker in his early 20s (Johnny Berchtold) gets kidnapped by his cowoker (Kyle Gallner), who vacillates between gunning people down with a shotgun and providing his own fucked-up version of therapy in hopes of teaching our main guy to stand up for himself.

I somehow had osmosed a very different premise for this movie; I was maybe conflating it with He Went That Way, or some other carjacking movie? Some kind of "violent sadist terrorizes innocent person" story, which is extremely not my jam. This, however, is weirder and more complicated than that, and overall I enjoyed it a lot, especially considering it clearly didn't cost much to make. The dynamic between the two guys is interesting (I can totally see why there's a few hundred fics on AO3), and there are some genuinely very nice shots. I especially liked the opening sequence of driving through town just before dawn, and how the movie comes to a climax at nightfall. I also appreciate the movie's commitment to an extremely late 80s aesthetic for its fast food joint. Overall, a pleasant watch.

I do find it funny that I've seen Kyle Gallner in exactly two things (not counting his SPN appearance as a kid), both recently, both opening with him trying to kill people with a shotgun. He does have a real stereotypical redneck look about him, especially with the mustache.

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Bring Her Back (2025). Directed by the Philippou brothers, who made Talk to Me, this is about a teenage kid and his younger, visually impaired stepsister who, after their dad dies, go to stay with a foster mother (Sally Hawkins, ie Elisa from The Shape of Water) and her extremely creepy other foster child.

This is in fact not out yet, but I got to see it at the Monday Mystery Movie showing last night. It also is not the sequel to Talk to Me (even though I swear the title is a line that appears in Talk to Me). There is a sequel to that movie greenlit, it's just not this movie. Just to clear all that up!

Anyway, I liked it a lot. The two main kids are great, and especially the kid playing the older brother puts in a great performance supported by some pretty nuanced writing as he tries to navigate this escalating situation that is so much worse and weirder than he realizes. Sally Hawkins is fantastic, and what's going on with her character is satisfyingly horrible, I feel, with some glints of pretty fun black humor. I also appreciated that the story arcs here don't map directly onto real life issues the way the demons in Talk to Me were basically a one-for-one swap with drug use. This story is too weird to allow that kind of straightforward interpretation.

The star of the show here has got to be the creepy other foster kid, Ollie, who starts out mute, staring, and occasionally banging on things, and then gets a lot weirder from there. The entire concept of his character is executed really well, just very effective and fresh with images that will stick with you. I love the angle this story takes on the trope.

FYI the foster mom's cat experiences some harm (although not super obviously, I missed it and someone had to tell me after), but as far as we know it survives the movie.
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Paper Reams

May. 20th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

There are very, VERY few non-wrecky uses for edible photo paper, my friends. So if you're going to make your guests gum their way through all that ink and extra fiber, at least make sure it looks cool. 

You know, (not) like this:

I can just imagine the baker showing these off in his/her portfolio:

  "As you can see, I pioneered the 'wet blanket' decorating technique. I also specialize in printer jams and making your poop sparkle."

 

 Or this:

Granted, this doesn't look as much like edible paper as it does a thin plastic table cloth. Maybe it comes with a pair of scissors for serving? (Only let's hope the scissors come on the outside this time.)

And I love how they wrapped the (presumably) iced cake in "paper," then added more icing, and then topped it with (more?) plastic. It's like a Dagwood sandwich of choking hazards.

 

My favorite, though, is what Angela N. got when she ordered Avengers themed cupcakes from a national chain store bakery which I am *this* close to outing, because omigosh are you kidding me:

 

AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!

*splat*

Thank you.

 

Thanks to Andrew C., Jaymie P., and Angela N. for actually making me look forward to the day when print is dead.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Gifts from Unsent Letters

May. 19th, 2025 05:56 pm
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I ended up defaulting from [community profile] unsent_letters_exchange due to RL stuff, but received 2 (two!) gifts that I got to read indulgently over the weekend, and enjoyed both very much (both still anonymous for now!).

Certain Correspondence from Court, Countryside, and College
Original Work | Lonely Court Sorceress/Sensible Hedge Witch (F/F), Hard-Working Introverted Professor of Magic/Outgoing & Successful Academic Rival (M/M)
1039 words | Teen And Up Audiences
Summary: Irina Morningstar was chosen to go to Court - an offer she couldn't refuse. Once there, she began to impress them all, including an introverted professor of magic.

for in fragile words we may find sweet things
Dungeons & Dragons: HAT | Xenk/Edgin
4883 words | Teen And Up Audiences
Summary: When Xenk receives a love letter from a secret admirer, a fragile hope blooms inside his heart. But when his friends take it upon themselves to read that letter, and puzzle out its author, the situation begins to feel very fragile indeed.

The Good, The Bad, And The Wrecky

May. 19th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

The Good:

By Steven Barela of Child's Pastry Shop

(WOW!)

The Bad:

(Whoah...)

 

And the Ugly Truth:

(Oh, sure, NOW you tell me.)

 

Thanks to Jeanette E., Samantha L., & Sarah F. for taking a stand against drunk decorating.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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May 19th, 2025: I am in the woods of Juneau Alaska for COMICS CAMP! And there's no internet or cell signals in the woods of Juneau Alaska, so please excuse me if I take a bit longer to write back to emails than normal! I blame THE WOODS

– Ryan

Seasons of Drabbles

May. 18th, 2025 10:18 pm
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This was not one of the rounds where I managed to write lots of things, alas. I did receive some lovely gifts, though! I found some other great stuff in the collection as well.

My gifts:
Calling, True Detective: Night Country, implied Danvers/Navarro, ghosts.
Offering, Re-Animator, Dan/Herbert, recurring dream.
He Knows a Lie When He Hears One, Re-Animator, Dan/Herbert, them being soft and weird!
likeness, Sinners, Smoke/Stack, some incesty porn.
so I can die easy, Sinners, Smoke/Stack, if Stack turned Smoke.
Two Sides Of A Curse (Still I'll Admire You), Sinners, Smoke/Stack, after Stack turns Smoke.

Other recs:
fear no evil, Sinners, Smoke/Stack, a neat bit of canon divergence.
indulgent respite, The Mummy, gen ensemble, a peaceful interlude.
they call it internet technology, Stardew Valley, Sebastian & Harvey, tech support.
Planned Obsolescence, Blade Runner 2049, K character study.
Incident Report, OW, Ghost Haunting the Museum That Used to Be His Estate & Stressed Out Afterlife Bureaucrat, completely charming.

a variety of other things

May. 18th, 2025 07:58 pm
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I enjoyed this week's Leverage. spoilers )

I also watched the first two episodes of Murderbot. It was cute. I like Mensah a lot. I only read the first novella and thought it was fine but not at all memorable, so I have no real dog in this hunt. spoiler )

Ugh, I just found out the Mets are on ESPN next Sunday night too. ESPN is the worst broadcast.

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Doctor Who, Eurovision, Murderbot

May. 18th, 2025 06:19 pm
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DOCTOR WHO

So I’m wondering, upon reflection, what story the Doctor Who writers thought they were telling last night?

I’m not so uncharitable as to take it for granted that RTD is consciously ripping off Catherynne Valente with the concept of Space Eurovision: it’s entirely likely that as his new era is QUEER AF Space Eurovision seemed like an obvious choice.

But then…honestly, the more I think about the episode, the more I wonder what they intended. Read more... )

Sunday Sweets: Bridal Showers

May. 18th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Lindsey

Excuse me! Attention, everyone!
I'd like to make a toast to my best friend, the beautiful bride-to-be.

She may have kissed a lot of frogs in the past...

By Flour and Fondant

... but she eventually found Mr. Right, and we were so thrilled when he hopped...
er, popped the question!

They've set a date.

The invitations have been sent.

 

They've taken their engagement pictures in a field of plumeria and it was the cutest darn thing I've ever seen:

By Clare's Cakes

Barefeet! So cute.

 

She's ordered her flowers ...

By Christina's Dessertery

 

... and her dress is already hanging in the closet, awaiting her big day ...

By Vivian of Bespoke Cakes

Now, there's only one thing left to do:

Partaaaay!

Yep, it's bridal shower time!
So sit back and relax, my dear, and enjoy the following bridal shower cakes to mark the occasion. (And I promise I won't do any whining about how bridal shower cakes these days are, like, fifty times awesomer than my wedding cake ever was.)

 

Holy carp, like this one!

By Rosalind Miller Cakes

Just beautiful. The muted colors are so lovely, it's like looking at a dream. A dream that you can eat! And how about those silhouette figures? Love them.

 

And speaking of silhouette dreams,

By Berliosca Cake Boutique

... here's another couple finding love in a two-dimensional place.

I just need to point out that this bridal shower cake appears to be twice the size of my wedding cake, but I'm totally not whining. I swear.

 

And I'm not seething with resentment over this adorable little Stitch and Angel cake topper, either.

By Nerdache Cakes

I mean, I didn't have a cake topper on my bridal shower cake, but oh my goodness, she's wearing a shrug! And little pearl earrings!

 

And here is another canoodling cake couple so cute I can bearly stand it.

By Julia Hardy, design by Debbie Brown

Haha, they are totally playing footsie. Pawsie?

 

But we can save the twosomes toppers for later, because today is all about YOU, girlfriend.

By Cake Lady Cakes

That's why we got you this "Wedding Day Survival" kit, filled with all the essentials you may need on the big day. PS: It's filled with cake. What else is there, am I right?

 

Now, at first glance, this cake might not look like a bridal shower cake, but look again!

By The Pastry Studio

It totally represents your wide circle of friends.
Or that your single life is circling the drain.
Or the circle of life.
You pick.

 

Anyway, I truly hope your day is perfect, right down to every last itty-bitty embossed, embroidered and mind-blowingly-hand-beaded detail.

By Rosebud Cakes

Congratulations on your big day and happy Sunday, everyone!

*****

P.S. I found something for the bride who wants to wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and something poo:

Unicorn Poop Earrings

Don't stop believing, y'all. Dreams do come true.

You're welcome.

****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Inside The Twisted Mind Of john

May. 16th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by john (the hubby of Jen)

And so I says to her, I says, "Hey lady! Let me give you a HAND with that!"

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Thanks to Nancy L., Laura C., & Sahara H. for letting me get that out. I feel muuuuch better now.

*****

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May 16th, 2025: If you look carefully, T-Rex's "fallback topic" is precisely the topic he was already on about! You should NOT let people get away with this!!

– Ryan

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I realize I owe replies to comments and I will get to that. Work has just been eating my brain lately and not leaving much leftover.

In the meantime, I bring you two cool links:

- the Superman trailer which looks so good (I also ordered this adorable Superman dress for Baby Miss L); and

- this interview with John DeMarisco, who directs Mets games for SNY (and a cool behind the scenes video here).

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A weird pairing in my sleep

May. 15th, 2025 11:11 pm
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I had a dream last night which was Brad Colbert (from Generation Kill)/Clarissa Harlowe (from the 18th century novel). This made sense in my dream, not so much to my waking self...

All Hail The Pink King!

May. 15th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Ever write an I and a C so close together that they kind of look like the letter K?

 

Why do I ask?

 

Oh, no particular reason.

 

Thanks to Allison E. for the royal screw-up. (And how do you figure the baker knew to use pink icing?)

*****

P.S. You know what goes great with pink icing? An adorable mini waffle maker... in pink:

Mini 4-inch Waffle Maker

So cute, and less than $10!

*****

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